The Only Way is Essex is back! Oh how we have missed the ditzy comments of Joey, the on/off relationship of Mark and Lauren (currently Off, and for good apparently!) along with the tans and tantrums of the rest of the cast. Season three is upon us and so far has seen the bafta award winners make a perma tanned, sorry, glowing impression yet again. It seems to be getting a little more ridiculous each week but you can’t help but love it.
From the ‘SHUUT UP’ number plate on Harry’s brothers van, to the knicker-clad yoga class, it’s everything you would expect from the Essex partying cast. Notably absent is Amy who has been snapped up by the same management responsible for fellow tangerine Peter Andre. But new additions come in the buff but vertically challenged Greek twins, Dino and Georgio (Could we get our own Stephan in as their triplet?!), Joeys sister Billie, and Lucy’s latest squeeze Mario, who seems to be more of an actor than an Essex resident.
The first two episodes have seen Mr Wright claim to take a vow of celibacy since his split. After spending some teary nights in with the outwardly growing but lovable mate Arg’ , he claims he needs a break from women.
Having seen Mark Wright out in bars and in Marbella, I can confirm he is never short of female attention. Let’s see if he manages his 14 days and 14 nights. We have mocked up a comedy tee at indigo2go (I slept with Mark and all i got was this lousy t-shirt), and why not check out our other towie t-shirts. And I’ll keep you posted on our up and coming trip to the notorious Sugar Hut!
Post by Jo Myronidis; Image via advert in New Magazine